Funny: Pathan Going to Peshawar

Pathan Bus ki chhatt pr beth kar Karachi se Peshawar ja raha tha. Raste main gari ruki to khana khaya us k baad galti se Karachi jane wali Bus ke chhatt pr beth gaya. Neeche jhank kar aik musafir se pocha k kahan ja rahy ho?
Musafir ne kaha Karachi. Pathan ne heran ho kar kaha: Yara science ne kitni taraqi kar li hai opar waly Peshawar ja rahy hain aur neche waly Karachi.

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Ghazal: Tum ny Dill ka haal btana chor dia

TUm Nay Dil Ka Haal Batana Chhor Diya,

Hum Nay Bhi Gehrai Me Jana Chhor Diya,

Jub tUm ko Hi Doori Ka Ehsas Nahi,

Hum Nay Bhi Ehsas Dilana Chhor Diya,

Me Nay Kaha Rastay Hain Dushwar Bohat,

TUm Nay Tab Say Saath Nibhana Chhor Diya,
Jhoot Say Ab Dil Ko Behlana Chhor Diya,

Jub Ye Laga K Din Say Achhi Raat Sahi,

TUm Nay Meray Khwabo Me Aana Chhor Diya,

Jub Ye Kaha K Karna Yaad Duaon Me døst,

TUm Nay Apna Haath Uthana Chhor Diya....???

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Funny: Pathan`s 14 August Namaz

!!..Aik Pathan
Masjid Geya To Masjid K Molvi Nay Pathan Ko Boht Mara..!!

!!..Jab Masjid k Molvi Say Kisi Nay Pocha Kay
Tum Nay Pathan Ko Q Mara? Molvi Nay Jawab Diya
K Yeh Subho Say 5 Dafa Aya Hai
Or Bar Bar
Pouch Raha Hai
K
14 August Ki Namaz Kitnay Bajy Hoge..!!


!!..Advance 14 August Mubarak..!!

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A cute story

 Choti si Love Story:

Me 3 sal ka tha
Wo Peda hoi

Me ne school admission lia
Wo 2 saal ki thi

Me primary me tha
Wo prep me thi

Me middle me tha
Wo primary me thi

Me matric me tha
Wo middle me thi

Me matric me tha wo Matric me thi

Me matric me tha
Wo F.A me thi

Me matric me tha
Wo B.A me thi

Me matric me tha
Wo M.A me thi

Me matric me tha
Wo P.h.D me thi

Me matric me tha
Wo doctor bn gyi

kal us ki Shadi
Or
Mera
Matric ka paper ha
Dua karna.

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Friendship Day Greeting

WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP


Friendship is not about "sorry".
Its about "saari ghalti teri thi".. :|

😊😋😛
Friendship is not about "THANKS".
Its about "koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe".. :|

😜
Friendship is not about "I miss u".
Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"?

☺
Friendship is not about "I understand".
Its about "hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"? :|

Friendship is not about "I'm happy 4 ur success"..
Itz about "chal beta treat de"? :|

😉
Friendship is not about "are u coming to see us tomorrow"?
Itz about "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath" :|

Friendship is not about "Just reading this msg"..
Its about "Sending it to all lovely friends whom u never want to lose"..🎂😅

"Zindagi me Dost nhi, Dosto me Zindagi hai"
its a really true friendship:-*
🌂 NICE Rules Of
   F. R. I. E. N. D. S. H. I. P
Happy Friendship Day..💐🌹💐

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